• person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

hatredly:

to watch a 40 minute episode under 20 minutes is my life goal

(via encourage)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via encourage)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via cartel)

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via popularboyfriend)

**Princess**
  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

hatredly:

to watch a 40 minute episode under 20 minutes is my life goal

(via encourage)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via encourage)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via cartel)

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via popularboyfriend)